Computer Problems

I was having trouble with my computer. So I called John, the 11 year old next door whose bedroom looks like Mission Control, and asked him to come over.

John clicked a couple of buttons and solved the problem.

As he was walking away, I called after him, ‘So, what was wrong? Read more

Wii Sports Secrets and Tips

Hey visitors it’s me Seth im going to tell you some Wii sports secrets and tips.

How To Improve Your Chance of Getting a Strike
When you go bowling you should hit the 1 and 3 pins if you are right handed. If your left handed you should hit the 1 and 2 pins. By hitting these pins in bowling it gives you more of a chance to get a strike.

How To Select The Color of Your Bowling Ball
When starting a game of bowling as soon as the television screen goes black hold down the control pad on the right until the screen shows up and you will get a gold ball. To get a green ball hold down the pad on the bottom. To get a reddish ball hold down the pad on the left.

How To Change the Color of Your Tennis Court
When starting a game of tennis as soon as the screen goes black hold down the #2 button and the color of your court will change.

Improving Your Chance of a Hole in One on the Second Hole on Beginner Game
On the second hole after adjusting for the wind control your iron so when you are hitting you are at or slightly above the third dot and that should give you a hole in one or very close to a hole in one.

Why Children Should Be in Sports

Children in today’s society are often overwhelmed with choices available for extracurricular activities. Many are worthwhile pursuits, and making a choice between the various options can be difficult. Be sure that at least one of your child’s chosen activities is a sport due to the following advantages. Read more

Riddle

What is greater than God, More evil than the devil, The poor have it, The rich need it, And if you eat it, you’ll die? Read more

Name That State Game

This is a fun game. Give it a try and see how you do. You do not have to capitalize! You do have to spell correctly Just a hint: If you spell the state correctly, it will automatically accept and post the state below the box in alphabetical order. If your answer is not accepted it will be for one of two reasons – you must have spelled it incorrectly or you have already guessed that state.

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Name the 50 States Game

Immediate Warning!!

Not that it’s going to happen to you, but just in case…………

Please pass this on to the people you care about, relatives and friends.

It is important they be aware of this danger .

Never

Never

Never

Never

Ever…..

.fart in a wet suit!

Smart Pills

As a lot of small and smart kids are, this bully on the school bus picked on Seth constantly. The bully stole his lunch, beat him up and made his life miserable. Seth decided to make a plan to get rid of this bully for good.

The following week he was on the bus and brought out a bottle with small brown balls in it. After discreetly getting some milk duds from his pocket, he then put the candy in his mouth and began making ‘mmm… yum!’ type sounds loud enough for the other kids to hear.

The bus bully then snatched the jar from Seth’s hand and asked ‘What’s in the bottle that you are making such a big deal of?’

‘Well, they’re smart pills,’ Seth replied.

‘Smart pills?’ the bully sneered. He opened the jar and popped a couple of the foreign brown balls in his mouth.

‘Pweeuuweppblahhh!’ he reacted. ‘What is this stuff? It tastes like rabbit poop!!!’

Seth smiled. ‘See, you’re getting smarter already!’

At the Circus

Q: What works in a circus, walks a tightrope and has claws?

A: An acrocat!

Pet Polar Bear

Q: Why is polar bear cheap to have as a pet?

A: It lives on ice!

Religious Lion

Q: What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food?

A: ‘Let us prey.’

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