Computer Problems
I was having trouble with my computer. So I called John, the 11 year old next door whose bedroom looks like Mission Control, and asked him to come over.
John clicked a couple of buttons and solved the problem.
As he was walking away, I called after him, ‘So, what was wrong? Read more
Riddle
What is greater than God, More evil than the devil, The poor have it, The rich need it, And if you eat it, you’ll die? Read more
Immediate Warning!!
Not that it’s going to happen to you, but just in case…………
Please pass this on to the people you care about, relatives and friends.
It is important they be aware of this danger .
Never
Never
Never
Never
Ever…..
.fart in a wet suit!
Smart Pills
As a lot of small and smart kids are, this bully on the school bus picked on Seth constantly. The bully stole his lunch, beat him up and made his life miserable. Seth decided to make a plan to get rid of this bully for good.
The following week he was on the bus and brought out a bottle with small brown balls in it. After discreetly getting some milk duds from his pocket, he then put the candy in his mouth and began making ‘mmm… yum!’ type sounds loud enough for the other kids to hear.
The bus bully then snatched the jar from Seth’s hand and asked ‘What’s in the bottle that you are making such a big deal of?’
‘Well, they’re smart pills,’ Seth replied.
‘Smart pills?’ the bully sneered. He opened the jar and popped a couple of the foreign brown balls in his mouth.
‘Pweeuuweppblahhh!’ he reacted. ‘What is this stuff? It tastes like rabbit poop!!!’
Seth smiled. ‘See, you’re getting smarter already!’
At the Circus
Q: What works in a circus, walks a tightrope and has claws?
A: An acrocat!
Pet Polar Bear
Q: Why is polar bear cheap to have as a pet?
A: It lives on ice!
Religious Lion
Q: What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food?
A: ‘Let us prey.’
Spelling Mousetrap
Q: How do you spell mousetrap in just three letters?
A: C-A-T!
Plurals
TEACHER: What is the plural of mouse ?
Pupil: Mice
TEACHER: Good, now what’s the plural of baby ?
Pupil: Twins !
Longest Word
TEACHER: What’s the longest word in the English language ?
Pupil: Smiles – because there is a mile between the first and last letters !